The authorities have flooded Ayuthaya to save Bangkok. This was nice of them. Chalerm and I don’t yet own a boat so paddling down to the 7-Eleven would be impractical. But in the event of a flood here I am sure ten baht soi ferry services would spring up.
King Power, the so-called duty-free chain in Thailand, has a lucky draw. In the unlikely event that I buy 5000 baht worth of overpriced goods from them I can enter. Ten winners will be drawn every month.
Winners get one gram of gold for every kilo of their body weight. If I had won they would have regretted it.
Don’t you agree that celebrity stalkers are patethic? Why can’t they get a life and leave people alone?
I have my own problems with celebrity stalkers. Jeremy Sumpter is the worst.
Jeremy Sumpter stalked me on the beach. He came up to me and insisted I take his photo. Then he asked for my autograph and tried to invite himself to sleep over at my place. If this doesn’t stop I have to hire bodyguards.
There are no floods in Thailand this rainy season. There is no military junta either, and no terrorists, and no visa crackdown and no new airport that eats your luggage. So please please come here as usual. The Tourism Authority of Thailand