Gay Boy Thailand

My report

Chalerm says the mirror on our wall is bored telling him who is the fairest in the land. It is Chalerm, of course.

Chalerm is busy with his studies. The students plan trips and pretend they are tour guides. Then they go on the trips and write reports.

Most of his friends stay away from The Mansion. Maybe that is just as well, so they don’t get on my nerves. Chalerm has visited his cousin When several times over in Lat Prao, north in Bangkok.

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The software seller in Farangland has explained why I never received my flight sim, which I ordered two months ago. It was not stolen in the mail. They never sent it.

Instead they have kept me entertained the last eight weeks with emails back and forth without checking if my order actually was received, processed and shipped. Turned out it was not.

How amusing.

Is this my reward for trying to buy legitimate software?

Having lied to me and kept me waiting this long I think the least they could do was to send me a free copy. But I don’t think that has crossed their mind. But it has crossed my mind that I should go online and warn others about this firm on one of the consumer review sites. Maybe I should demand a free copy AND go online to rant about them. Double satisfaction.

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Pantip Pirate

Speaking of legitimate software. My Photoshop suite works fine now. Of course I paid 1999.95 dollars for it instead of buying it for eight dollars from the pirates at Pantip Plaza. I know you would too.

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I have the phone number of a soi Twilight barboy in my mobile. He sat on the stairs outside the soi on Suriwong road with some friends. He said his bar was temporarily closed by the cops because the bar was caught having a f**k show.

This young man was 21 and on the fem side, with makeup and the latest in fashion. He was from the north of Thailand. Funny how I always end up with the same type of Thai boy.

Not that I ended up with him, not really. He put his hand on my knee and said:
- Suriwong, 700 baht?

By Suriwong I guessed he meant the short-time hotel, not the street. When I said no thanks he dropped the price to 500 baht.

Call me

I considered hiring him as a shirtless model. But then I want daylight. This was at night and he and his friends were broke and hoping some gentleman would pick them up on the street.

He said he needed 300 baht to change jobs. If he went to another bar he would have to buy new shorts and the number tag. He also said his mobile would be cut off the next day as it was out of money. I gave him 100 baht for his time.

I could have called him the next afternoon but I didn’t. If I took him to The Mansion the building staff would gawk and the maid would drop by “accidentally” to look at him and to inform Chalerm. And I would have to pay him. Bonking or photography, they expect money regardless. I rich farang. Him poor Thai boy.

He was a sweet boy, but professional. Not much innocence or shyness about him. They get thoroughly experienced in this business.