198. Penang cruising
Duff turned on his gaydar in Komtar centre and when he walked by a clothes shop it beeped. A young Malay-Chinese worked there and he smiled at Duff. The boy called himself Jim, he was 22 and Duff agreed to wait for him in a restaurant until he finished work.
Larson was closer to the hotel. He walked down Chulia street and heard someone say “psst” from inside a narrow alley.
- Psst to you too, said Larson.
- Want a good time? asked the unseen person.
- Maybe, said Larson.
The girl came out into the light. She was a ladyboy and no youth anymore.
- Hi my name Lilly, said the ladyboy.
- Hi Lilly, said Larson.
- I make happy, said Lilly.
- How much?
- 200 ringit.
- That’s outrangeous! It would not cost that much in Thailand.
- I from Thailand, said Lilly.
- You are?
- Yes. Before I working Pattaya.
- I see. Sorry Lilly, but I was actually looking for a boy.
- I boy.
- Not the kind of boy I had in mind.
- I make happy happy.
- You make happy happy? Really? I have an idea. How about I pay you 50 ringit to come to my hotel? No sex. Only talk.
- No sek?
- No sex.
- Why you no wan sek me?
- It isn’t important. I want you to speak to my friend when he comes back.
- What you wan me say him?
- You can pretend you and I had sex. Compliment me with how good I am in bed.
- You good sek?
- Yes. You can say that.
- I no understand. Why you pay money me speak your friend?
- It is a bet.
- Bat?
- Never mind. Just say what I told you. OK? Say “You are very good sex”.
- One hundred ringit.
- All right.
Larson and Lilly sat in the hotel lobby when Duff and Jim came back. Duff had expected Larson to get jealous when he saw the boy but Larson smiled calmly.
- Too late Duffy, said Larson.
- Too late what?
- It pains me to say that you lost our little bet.
- I lost?
- Yes, said Larson and nodded to Lilly.
- You sek vely vely good, said Lilly to Duff.
- Pardon? said Duff.
- She means me, said Larson. - We just had a wonderful time in the sack upstairs. Right, Lilly?
- You handsome man sek good good, said Lilly. Again she spoke to Duff.
Larson stepped on Lilly’s foot.
- Ouch! said Lilly.
- Lilly means to say that I am the greatest lover she has ever met, said Larson.
- You are a ladyboy, said Jim.
- I lady 100%, said Lilly.
- Ha ha ha! said Duff. - What are you trying to do, Larson? Bluffing that you got laid?
- It is no bluff.
- Larson, you sink lower and lower.
- You are a hot number, said Larson to Lilly. Lilly smiled.
- Give it up, said Duff. - You were never into ladyboys anyway.
- Variation is the spice of life, said Larson.
- In any case rentals don’t count, said Duff. - The bet was about who could score first, right? Renting isn’t scoring. Only scoring is scoring.
- Since when did you make the rules? asked Larson.
- Let us go upstairs, said Jim and pulled Duff’s arm.
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