Confusing
Some readers misunderstand the purpose of this blog. These are the readers who leave their phone numbers under the model pictures, thinking this is Facebook or even some dating or escort site.
Yesterday I received a message in Gmail from someone asking me to call at 1 o clock. It happened to be 1 am in Thailand so I thought this was a local. I asked by message who it was, and the person said “me”. This sounded just like a Thai boy.
I asked where this person was from, and he said “Phoenix” and then asked where I was from.
He said his name was Juan. I thought it was a bit cheeky of Juan to assume that everyone in the world would know where Phoenix was, so I upped the ante by saying I was in “the Silom area”. I do believe everyone in the world should know where Silom is.
He must have been talking about 1 pm in a time zone 12 hours removed, which is in western America somewhere. Phoenix, Arizona?
I haven’t heard from Juan since. He obviously thought I looked like one of the models. Wrong - I look even better, but I don’t want to overwhelm him with my bedazzling charm.
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A teenage girl from the Netherlands wrote in Dutch that she wanted pop star Bill Kaulitz to be the father of her child. She had specific ideas about how this should happen and she left her street address and phone number. I was sad to break her heart but I deleted her message from the blog.
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I get some other email messages too. I always reply to them.
- That is very generous of you, but I don’t want to rent you tonight.
- I am sorry but I don’t know which hotel you should stay at in Bangkok. One man’s castle is another guy’s sleaze pit.
- I regret I can’t show you the bars or fix you up with a Thai boy. It would be pimping and I don’t have a work permit.
- Thank you very much for your kind entrapment attempt, but I am not interested in ten year olds from Cambodia and I don’t know where to find them.
And so on. Every day brings something new. Some of the better correspondence is with Chinese boys in Malaysia. Their English is amazingly good.
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I also have a moneyboy in Burma who writes emails and sends messages to me. He must have found my address in the blog. I never encouraged him, I have told him that I have never been to Burma, but he keeps contacting me.
The Burmese moneyboy looks the part. He sent a photo of himself wearing a fishnet shirt, a large gold chain and tight leather jeans. Some things are universal.
Tags: gay Thailand, Silom
June 28th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Can we see the Burmese moneyboy to judge for ourselves if he looks the part? An anonymised (face covered) version of the picture of course.
PS I live at number 17 please call me
June 28th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Even as he wants to market himself I am not sure if he would approve of having his (anonymised) photo posted here. His English is poor so it is hard to ask him.
June 28th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
me love u long time. call meeeeeeee
June 28th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
You do make me laugh… I too get some crazy emails. But yours are hilarious!!
June 28th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Now Juan sent a photo of his private parts.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Given what most Americans know of the world outside the US, it seems reasonable to assume that Juan believes “Silom” to be some part of Phoenix he is yet to visit…
June 28th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Silom? Isn’t that in Scotland somewhere?
June 28th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Juan’s private parts - he must be in the military.
I live in Suan Phlu send photo like to meet.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
“Silom” is a Hebrew expression commonly used to say “Hello”
June 28th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Just because we voted for a stupid president (remember, we had to be fooled twice) & the fact that we have yet to attain the sense to use SI & the fact that we deny the fact that any country below panama is still part of ‘our’ continent & have singlehandedly destroyed our own currency, and cast our languages into oblivion does not mean that we are stupid. We are misguided individuals imprisoned by monotony.
I regret to say i might be the only persion left in the US to realise there is a difference between Austria and Australia:)
Your humble reader and fan,
Theo of Lake Worth
(because everyone knows where Lake Worth is)
June 29th, 2008 at 12:10 am
What is SI?
June 29th, 2008 at 7:45 am
ROFL… lucky you seeing Juan’s private parts
P.S. Jeremy Sumpter, you are hot, but your performance in that Cyber Seduction movie was lacking…not enough feeling!
July 1st, 2008 at 1:38 am
Internatinal System of Units.
SI comes from its french name “Le Système International d’Unités”
Unless you are from the Republic of Liberia, Burma (Union of Myanmar), or United States of America. you should be using this system.