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Richie Stringini has lost it

Before

After

In between

Richie Stringini of the boyband US5 has lost his innocence. Compare the before and after pictures. Richie has been around. He has met men like us and we have spoiled him. Oh well. I will still throw in a shirtless pic for old times sake. This was when Richie fell and hurt his arm. I think he was skiing.

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Evan Yo

Evan Yo of Taiwan, age 19 (photo 1 of 5)

What is that ringing sound? Oops it is my gaydar. Sorry about that. Where were we? Oh yes. Meet the young Chinese singer and music student Evan Yo. Isn’t he the cutest and sweetest thing ever? I could fall in love. (more…)

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Is Zac Efron gay? (update)

Admire me

Lady Efron

Hollywood actor and teen idol Zac Efron gets gayer every time I see him. Don’t worry girls, he is still Officially Not Gay.

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Brent Javier

Brent “The Body” Javier

I haven’t seen disco bunny and Filipino model Brent Javier for a while. But someone wrote a comment in this blog saying that Brent has a girlfriend by the name of Karen Pamintuan. Who? Miss Alibi?

If Brent wants to leave the Officially Not Gay category he must try harder.

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Bill Kaulitz is sick

Not well and not gay either

Bill Kaulitz of the pop group Tokio Hotel is sick. Bill has a lump on his voice cords and needs an operation, I read in Bild Zeitung. The lump is probably from singing and screaming too much. (more…)

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Is Barack Obama gay? Update

Barack Obama acting gay on purpose

Senator Barack Obama has a clever plan. According to the highly respected publication The National Enquirer he has arguments with Michelle about other women.

Here is the clever plan: by looking and acting gay Obama wants to throw the gossip press off the womanizing trail. This is why there are no previous women in Obama’s life, not counting his mother and granny.

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Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel is so not gay

Bill Kaulitz in a typical straight pose (photo 1 of 4)

Fans of the German band Tokio Hotel have told me in half a dozen languages that Bill Kaulitz is straight. Some examples of their convincing arguments:

Caitlin wrote:
you freaking retardss!!!!
TOM AND BILL ARE BOTH BOYS AND NOT GAY!!!!
stu[id.

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Is Zac Efron gay?

Zac Efron

American teen idol Zac Efron is blessed with rumours that he is gay. I considered Zac in Officially Not Gay, but despite his girlish eyes I thought he was too goofy and bloke-ish to be gay. Did I make a mistake? The German pop magazine BRAVO has him on the cover this week:

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Larry Sinclair failed the test

Liar?

Larry Sinclair’s lie detector test “indicated deception”, says the polygraph expert who questioned him about Sinclair’s alleged romp in a limo with Barack Obama.

An audible sigh of disappointment was heard among fans of juicy sex scandals. Is this the end of Sinclair’s gay kiss-and-tell story? Another expert will examine the results independently tomorrow and then they will release a video of the whole procedure.

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Is Michelle Obama gay too?

The queen and the butch

I want juicy sex scandals. I am not American and I can’t vote in the US. I just hope the Americans will elect someone who doesn’t blow up the planet. Apart from that I want entertainment, the sleazier the better.

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Tokio Hotel in America (2)

Bill Kaulitz in a non-gay fishnet shirt (1 of 5)

Female fans are leaving messages saying that Bill Kaulitz is not not gay. Of course he is not gay. That’s official. I am just happy for them, these emotional German boys in Tokio Hotel. I hear their American mini-tour is going well. Here is a fan report from Los Angeles:

“what says Tokio Hotel better than crazed fangirls? Not surprisingly, being in front of the stage turned what had been a bunch of mild-mannered, even-tempered, laid-back girls into what I can only describe as a pack of lionesses fighting to gather around a carcass”

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Brian Culbertson in Officially Not Gay

The smooth type (photo 1 of 5)

This is Brian Culbertson, an American smooth jazz artist. A reader nominated him for the Officially Not Gay category. Fire up your gaydars please and tell me what you think of this pretty blond guy.

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Is Barack Obama gay? (7)

Officially Straight

I on the edge of my seat here. Can Officially Not Gay candidate for president, Senator Barack Obama, make it to the White House or will his closet collapse around him?

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Tokio Hotel in America

First we take Manhattan (photo 1 of 5)

The German EMO band Tokio Hotel are in America, playing in Los Angeles and New York this week. EMO? It means emotional hard-core punk rock. I looked it up.

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Is Barack Obama gay? (6)

Battle of the queens (photo 1 of 6)

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are neck and neck in the fight for nomination. This is exciting. Who will win? Obamamania is spreading. Maureen Dowd called him “Obambi”. The newspapers are looking into his past and I am waiting for Obama’s old girlfriends to come forward. If he had any. How about former boyfriends?

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