February 20th, 2006

Classified ad: Free to a loving home

One Thai grandmother, age 73, mild tempered and quiet, low maintenance cost, believes in Buddhism, king and country, recently a widow, experienced in farming and rice cultivation, seeks a new husband.

Hobbies include watching the sky, sleeping, eating, doing nothing in particular, following Thai soap operas and the Royal Television Channel on cable, voodoo cooking and doing the laundry. This wise lady is youthful and comes with one small farm, a house, various household items and a farang grandson-in-law.

The ideal candiate will be a gentleman familar with Thai ways and a good understanding of rural dialects in the central plains region of Thailand.

Please write confidentially to “Two is company. Three is a crowd.”

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