December 16th, 2007

Cliff Richard as Officially Not Gay

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Gay? Officially Not.

The Internet is a funny thing. Somehow fans of Cliff Richard found my first post about this virgin pop star, and they have written to protest his innocence. So now I not only have Polish Richie Stringini fans and Chinese Aaron Yan fans to deal with, now I have middle aged English women too.

I want to get to the bottom of Sir Cliff. His image has always been clean. He is a Christian, always friendly and polite. He doesn’t swear, drink or smoke, and he doesn’t have sex either. The man is perfect.

Many fans would be disappointed if Sir Cliff was caught hiding something in his closet, such as a male lover. Relax, ladies. The following photos should be enough to settle this matter. Cliff Richard is not gay and it’s official.

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Cliff Richard

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Cliff Richard

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Cliff Richard

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Cliff Richard

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Cliff Richard

10 Responses to “Cliff Richard as Officially Not Gay”

  1. boBBY Says:

    why do you want to “out” others when the only thing you tell about your self is your alias, not any pictures of your self or anything that can tell your true identity.

  2. Eroldir Says:

    Just like he says. The Internet is a funny thing.

  3. BlackStallion Says:

    Your definition of “perfect man” is including not having sex. Are you kidding me??

  4. Silom Farang Says:

    Am I outing anyone? I always conclude the investigation with an official “he is not gay”.

  5. ralfyboy Says:

    nice shiny pants outfit definitely indicates he’s very, VERY str8…and my gaydar pinger must be faulty…

  6. Trev Says:

    Truth can be strange: He may be an asexual I think 1 to 2% of the population are.

  7. Karina Says:

    I don’t think he is gay. And I am not all that old and I like Cliff.

  8. podders Says:

    Oh c’mon, the guys so gay it’s just unbelievable. To quote george micheal during the infamous ‘98 parkinson interview : ” I was single, unmarried, I hadn’t been seen in public with a woman since 1987… I mean you do the math “. It’s just a matter
    of time until Sir Cliff is caught with his shiney pants down & his tennis racket up .. the wrong way up ^

  9. Mrs. C.Richard Says:

    You guys are so funny! Love those pictures of my honey bunny. And I am a young woman.

  10. Mrs. C.Richard Says:

    25 years old to be exact, so not middle aged at all, and yes Cliff is my honey bunny. Of my heart.

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