Talking dirty
People leave messages in all kind of languages in this blog. Usually they are for popstars I have written about, like Bill Kaulitz. Today I received this one:
bill lievje: bill ik wil met je neuken en ik wil je pik in me mont doen
This appears to be Dutch. Let me see. What can this mean?
Bill = Bill Kaulitz
Ik = I
Wil = want to
Met = with
Je = you
Neuken = ? (a verb)
En = and
Pik = male body part
In = in
Me = my
Mont = ?
Doen = ??
All right. I don’t speak Dutch but I get the picture. What kind of blog do you think this is?
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Also in dirty news, I discovered a lot of… ahem… private photos on my computer. They are closeups of the middle of men, boys and ladyboys. Some are relaxed and some are excited. Some are big and some are small. Many are farang, some are Asian.
Where did this come from? They are in the Messenger folder, so this seems to be photos men have sent to Thai boys using my computer for Internet chat. I also found shirtless photos of the Prince of Khon Kaen.
Oh well. Let them have their cyber flirts. But you guys who send photos of your d*cks, rembember I get to see them too.
Tags: bill kaulitz, Dutch, photo
April 4th, 2008 at 10:10 am
neuken (From neuk), to have intercourse, slang
doen, doing
April 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Boys will be boys
April 4th, 2008 at 11:45 am
replace the pictures of you walking around with books on Aquariums and allowance money hehehe
April 4th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Well…. “mont” is written in the wrong way, as it should me: mond (meaning: mouth).
Also in this sentence the word “me” is quite wrong, it should be: “mijn” (meaning: my).
Not really of some level, the writer of this particular text.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
mont = mouth
April 5th, 2008 at 12:05 am
czy ktos poza mna pisze tez po polsku? polskiego na pewno nie przetlumaczysz latwo-)))) greetings ( pozdrowienia )-)))
April 5th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
icke will deinen sch***z in meinem m**d
bill ist ultra schwuppi
lach
April 6th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
haha.
really, what kind of reviews the people write…
thanks for the translation, now we all got it.
i still think bill is not perfectly straight, although this will probably get me flames if i mention this in front of fangirls in germany.