June 9th, 2008

Farangland

I am in Farangland.

I have been on a trip with my mother. We drove all day, going to a scenic place to see birds. We didn’t see a lot of birds but it was a nice trip anyway.

I had a rental car. My mother didn’t want to touch it and I did all the driving myself.

My family and friends always comments on the kind of rental car I have when I am home. I had hoped for a premium one this time to keep them entertained. A 3-series maybe, or how about a C-class? The agency gave me a Hyundai diesel. The best I get when people see this car is polite silence.

I took landscape pictures while my mother was waiting in the car.

Mother and I were stopped by the police and I had to blow in a plastic tube while my mother joked with the cops. I blew twice. My gaydar pinged when I saw the officer in charge.

I haven’t heard from Chalerm.

9 Responses to “Farangland”

  1. Tao Says:

    Lets see…you blow in a tube and then your gaydar goes off…

    So, policemen watching you blow into a tube trigger your gaydar!!!!

    Imagine what a p¤rn video of you would do to the world if it was posted to YouTube!

  2. playdead Says:

    hmmm. you gave chalerm some money already. so he doesn’t feel the need to call you. wake up SF. You deserve better.

  3. citizen of the planet Says:

    “My gaydar pinged when I saw the officer in charge”
    thats going straight into my quote vault.

  4. Whystler Says:

    I’ll bet the officer just wanted to check out your technique ;)

  5. Jeff Says:

    Enjoy your time in Farangland.

    Sounds like Charlem needs a little reminder he has to contribute to the relationship also.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    HAHAHA
    A Gaydar breath analyzer!!! WONDERFUL!!!
    Maybe I can get one to use in the Philippines.
    There they SAY they are all Bisexuals..
    Have a FUN trip and which the cost of diesel!!!
    Here in the US it is almost $5 per gallon…

  7. Jeff Says:

    Diesel is £5.50 a gallon in the UK, or $11.
    OK the gallon’s are slightly different.

    One reason for high prices is oil is running out. A main contributor to this problem is the US, following years of excessively low prices & the use of gas guzzlers.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Actually the supply’s still pretty good; it’s the price speculation which has been the culprit (along with increasing demand from countries like China)

  9. Rodney Says:

    silly me, I thought oil was expemsive because US cabinet ministers having wonderfully close ties to oil companies.

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