The Greeks knew better
The Not Really Nobel Prizes are awarded and I am happy to see a gay theme included. After a long wait the 1990s gay sex bomb project of the American military has received the recognition it deserves.
“The 2007 Ig Nobel for peace went to the Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.
The aphrodisiac chemical would be designed to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. The resulting widespread homosexual behaviour, the proposal suggests, would cause a “distasteful but completely non-lethal blow” to morale.”
They got this wrong. If soldiers got laid every day and gay romance flowered, moral would improve. It worked for the ancient Greeks.
A vast homosexual conspiracy
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October 5th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Imagine using this bomb and then having a bunch of soldiers attack you with the determination of the ancient Greeks….
Whew….that would be one idea that would have really backfired!
October 6th, 2007 at 8:06 am
er, give me some of that aphrodisiac, I have
a certain swim team locker room to “clean out”…
ahem…..
October 6th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Morale might improve, I agree. Moral would be trickier to argue.
October 6th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Wuahahaha thats nice