Are you gay or straight? Test yourself here. Look at the picture below and describe your feelings
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Has anyone ever seen the FWCs sunbake topless in Phuket on Patong Beach?
I saw the funniest thing once (not in Thailand).
I don’t mind it when pretty (or formerly pretty) ladies go topless (aside from their ignorance of Thai norms)… but to see fat ugly ones do just ruins the scene completely. It’s a beautiful beach, lovely day, lovely people, than all of a sudden your eyes are drawn to the terribly traumatic sight of 2 huge, saggy, wrinkly, oversized knockers…
One time at a beach (not in Thailand) I saw a boy, probably 4 or 5 years old skipping along the beach. He looked like he was having the time of his life, skipping along the white sands, enjoying the moment. All of a sudden he looked up and happened to be metres away from this topless FWC.
It was like a funniest home videos take. The look on his face was priceless. It was almost in slow motion. He went from pure blissful happiness to sheer horror. His face screwed up into obvious distress and then he started hollering and yelling like a maniac and waving his arms about before turning around and running in the opposite direction.
I just had to crack up… it was the funniest thing I’d seen in a long time. The boy had no inhibitions displaying the emotions most other people around her were probably feeling about the sight. It wasn’t just that she was old. They were really exceedingly ugly!
I’m straight tending towards bi, and my GF is a tiny size 6, so I’m not defending fat girls per se, but like Christopher, I’m also getting concerned about your obsession with bikini whales. They say the worst homophobes are the guys who secretly harbour desire for a bit of…, so what does that say about your fat girl obsession, SF? *evil laugh*
Well, I can’t speak for all straight(ish) blokes, but personally, with the usual horror you experience when you see anyone who is obviously mentally ill/self-indulgent enough to let themselves get into such a disgusting state. Oh yeah, quickly followed by imagining the smell and how **censored** would get lost on the way in…
In Sir-Mix-a-Lot’s defence, he did specify that the girl should have a little tiny waist, BTW, which is a totally different body type to what’s being displayed here…
September 13th, 2008 at 10:04 am
ThaT PHOTo is such a shIt!!! lolz
September 13th, 2008 at 10:28 am
there’s enough for everybody cept 4 me….
September 13th, 2008 at 11:33 am
just a little liposuction, and a bit of nip & tuck, here and there will make her more endearing…I think.
September 13th, 2008 at 11:55 am
theres no point in living anymore, i am blind now because of you SF, it could have been a dude, but you had to make IT an it……*cries*
September 13th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
how dare you take this photo of my wonderful ass!!
September 13th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Required aquaintance for the undecided
September 13th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Fat White *** Cow *** OMG MY EYES!
September 13th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
A whole new world!!! A new fantastic point of view!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
September 13th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Silom, have you ever made Chalerm look at these?
And how is Chalerm these days? Not hearing much about him…
September 13th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Chalerm has the flu but otherwise he is fine, thank you.
Chalerm has not seen my Fat White Cow pics. He is a sensitive person.
September 13th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I’m still throwing up…
September 13th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
finished barfing I must confess I am gay 120%!
September 13th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Why is there no water in the pool?
September 13th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
There was water in the pool before she jumped in.
September 13th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
If only we could extract and harness the calories in all that fat, the world’s energy crisis would be solved….
September 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am
Awww… hope Chalerm is better soon. Flu is no fun.
lol… he might get worried and think you have a fat white cow fetish. If you ever see him looking at you strangely this might be why.
ROFL… the future of energy is FWC generators… one FWC unit as big as her powers an entire city for months.
September 14th, 2008 at 8:29 am
I know, you show us disgusting pictures now and then so when the cute ones come along, we are more appreciative
September 14th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Has anyone ever seen the FWCs sunbake topless in Phuket on Patong Beach?
I saw the funniest thing once (not in Thailand).
I don’t mind it when pretty (or formerly pretty) ladies go topless (aside from their ignorance of Thai norms)… but to see fat ugly ones do just ruins the scene completely. It’s a beautiful beach, lovely day, lovely people, than all of a sudden your eyes are drawn to the terribly traumatic sight of 2 huge, saggy, wrinkly, oversized knockers…
One time at a beach (not in Thailand) I saw a boy, probably 4 or 5 years old skipping along the beach. He looked like he was having the time of his life, skipping along the white sands, enjoying the moment. All of a sudden he looked up and happened to be metres away from this topless FWC.
It was like a funniest home videos take. The look on his face was priceless. It was almost in slow motion. He went from pure blissful happiness to sheer horror. His face screwed up into obvious distress and then he started hollering and yelling like a maniac and waving his arms about before turning around and running in the opposite direction.
I just had to crack up… it was the funniest thing I’d seen in a long time. The boy had no inhibitions displaying the emotions most other people around her were probably feeling about the sight. It wasn’t just that she was old. They were really exceedingly ugly!
September 14th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Silom… I am becoming increasingly concerned over your obsession with fat white women. It’s OK to be an ass man, but COME ON!!!!!
Haha, hope you’re doing well… and I hope Chalerm feels better soon. =)
September 14th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Cue Sir Mix-A-Lot tape of “Baby Got Back.
September 14th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
ROFL… “I like big ….”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
oh god… toilet humor…
September 14th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
This photo has made me straight, thank you SF xx
September 15th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Pretty sure I am gay…… *barf*
September 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I’m straight tending towards bi, and my GF is a tiny size 6, so I’m not defending fat girls per se, but like Christopher, I’m also getting concerned about your obsession with bikini whales. They say the worst homophobes are the guys who secretly harbour desire for a bit of…, so what does that say about your fat girl obsession, SF? *evil laugh*
September 15th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
If you want to have *** with this ‘cow’, than she has to lay down first and ask her to fart, so that you are able to orientate.
Not nice, I know, but I’m definately, gay!!
September 15th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
So.. how do straight guys react when they saw this?
September 15th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Well, I can’t speak for all straight(ish) blokes, but personally, with the usual horror you experience when you see anyone who is obviously mentally ill/self-indulgent enough to let themselves get into such a disgusting state. Oh yeah, quickly followed by imagining the smell and how **censored** would get lost on the way in…
In Sir-Mix-a-Lot’s defence, he did specify that the girl should have a little tiny waist, BTW, which is a totally different body type to what’s being displayed here…
Just off to wash my eyes out…
September 15th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
There are three incredible things about this photo.
First, that she would let herself get that fat.
Second, that she would then put on a swimming suit (rather than hide behind some large flowing robes).
Third, that she would have her picture taken and allow it to be published.
September 16th, 2008 at 5:50 am
I don’t think it matters if you’re gay, straight or bi… you are still going to reel back in horror at this site.
Although… I’ve heard in some African nations, men are truly attracted to big women… apparently it’s a sign of being wealthy and well-fed.
I guess there’s a place in the world for everyone! You just have to find it. Silom has… and look how happy he is…
September 21st, 2008 at 12:43 am
If you weren’t gay before this, that photo may have done it.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:13 am
She seems a bit sad, like she could use a hug. SF, will you help me put our four arms around her?
January 18th, 2009 at 11:17 am
euhh
im surely gay XD
May 15th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Human hippo…?? I’m gay then 100%