February 16th, 2007

I am out of underwear

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I don’t understand how this could happen, but suddenly I have no clean underpants. Actually I have no underwear at all.


I have asked Chalerm several times where he put them. But he says he doesn’t have any of my undies, clean or used. He says I must have them. I have looked in all the obvious underpants places, but they are not there. I have also looked in the washing machine and around it, and in the piles of clothes that Chalerm keeps. No underpants.

Who stole them? Admittedly I have thrown a few in the trash lately. They wear out quickly, not because I am such a demanding wearer but because the washing machine is munching them to pieces.

Go and buy some new ones, you say? It is not that easy. Getting large enough undies in Bangkok is even harder than getting large enough shoes. The undies I have are smuggled in from farangland. I bought six when I was home last June, and another six last Christmas. I should have a dozen or more. Where did they go?

Desperate measures for desperate times. I have pressed my boxer shorts into service as undies. Next I will have to go to one of those “export” shops that have large sizes, or at least they always insist they have large enough sizes even if they don’t fit when I put them on at home.

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14 Responses to “I am out of underwear”

  1. david Says:

    next trip tp penang they have plenty xl there

  2. trongpai Says:

    Ahh, yes the Farang underwear conundrum for those living in Thailand, I know it well. Maybe you can go to one of those Indian tailors and get some made to size.

  3. Anon Says:

    Stories about Chalerm’s (or other Thai boys’) undies - fine. Stories about SF’s XL undies - not fine.

    Anon (size 32)

  4. Silom Farang Says:

    What makes you think I am using XL underwear? I am a Medium. Well, maybe a big Medium. Or even a small Large. But XL? Where is the evidence? I am thin. Well built, but thin. Skinny. I hardly cast shadow. OK?

  5. Anon Says:

    Khor thawt.

  6. Aussie AL. Says:

    There used to be a menswear outlet on Silom Rd. between O’Reilly’s and Sala Daeng (heading to Robinsons) sold reasonable euro quality underpants in (errrr) large medium sizes. Very reasonable prices by Farang standards.
    It was there last July but no guarantees now!
    Hope this helps.

  7. Silom Farang Says:

    Thank you. I will see if I can find something for a not really large just slightly wide farang like me.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Maybe we should take up a collection for our favorites Blog Guy? Send him some Calvin’s from the US! but so many styles to choose. Guess you will have to shop there…

  9. Robbie Says:

    Silom I would be MORE THAN HAPPY TO MAIL you some NEW UNDIES From the USA..Email me OK? Your friend,Robbie :)

  10. Ralfyboy Says:

    A. Chalerm threw it out so he wouldn’t have to do the wash? or B. Chalerm was tired of the old unstylish brand and wants you to begin to wear some thongs instead?

  11. Aussie AL. Says:

    Dear oh dear Ralphyboy!!!!
    * middle age (at best) overweight Farangs.
    *THONGS!
    *Even Thai boys don’t have that imagination!

    Disclaimer….this note, of course does not apply directly to SF, who I am assured has the body and suppleness of a 19 yo.

  12. Silom Farang Says:

    Close. I have the body of a 18 yo.

    I also have the skin of a baby. They should hire me for those anti-wrinkle cream ads. I am living proof.

  13. Robbie Hartung Says:

    Hey Silom Why didnt you reply to my offer??What’s up with that???? Robbie :)

  14. Silom Farang Says:

    Hi Robbie. It is very kind of you to offer to send me underwear from the states. But I think I can find some here in Bangkok. Thank you for your generosity.

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