March 21st, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? Update

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Barack Obama acting gay on purpose

Senator Barack Obama has a clever plan. According to the highly respected publication The National Enquirer he has arguments with Michelle about other women.

Here is the clever plan: by looking and acting gay Obama wants to throw the gossip press off the womanizing trail. This is why there are no previous women in Obama’s life, not counting his mother and granny.

Larry Sinclair? He is fine. Thanks for asking. Sinclair has sued three Obama supporters for a million dollar each for writing on the net that Sinclair was in the nut house in November 1999, when Sinclair supposedly was in the back seat of a limo in Chicago, making Obama happy.

Larry Sinclair is in good hands. Sinclair’s lawyer is Montgomery Sibley of Washington DC. Sibley is the lawyer who threatened to publish 10,000 names of clients of the so-called DC Madam last year. Sibley is also known as the man who sued his own wife 60 times.

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Nice butt strut, sir

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Obama with horns

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A woman in Obama’s life: the granny in Kenya

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3 Responses to “Is Barack Obama gay? Update”

  1. max Says:

    Even in jest, this kind of story reminds me of the Republican dirty trick playbook. And, even if there were a scintilla of truth, a man’s private life is his and his alone.

  2. Gmac Says:

    And I used to think that Republicans were the only ones without a sense of humor.

  3. ANONYMOUS (Theo of the Peoples Democratic Totalitarian Republic of the Union of North American States) Says:

    because everything the enquirer says is true :)

    maybe he is gay

    maybe he is satan

    maybe hes a politician

    :P

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