Chanel Kong, Talent Manager
Kai Braden, model and actor
My blogger pal BKKdreamer received the following cheerful message today due to this post:
Please remove all photos of my client, Kai Braden that you have posted on your website and/or any links.
If pictures are not removed immediately, we will have no choice but to contact our attorneys.
Please remove all pictures before we have to turn to legal counsel on this.
Sincerely,
Chanel Kong
Talent Manager
As a highly qualified law school drop-out I drafted a response:
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Dear Chanel Kong,
I understand your concern about photos of your client Kai Braden appearing on the Internet. Kai Braden is a model and actor and as such he should remain unknown and anonymous. The fewer have heard of him the better.
You are wise to send threatening letters to anyone who gives space to model Kai Braden on the Internet. Nothing inspires good will like the mention of lawyers coming to get us bloggers.
Sincerely
Silom Farang
Note 1: For legal reasons the images above are not actually of model Kai Braden and his agent Chanel Kong, but represent an abstract approximation of their likeness as advised by our $ 2,000 an hour New York lawyers.
Note 2: If this post happens to show up in Google searches for Kai Braden or Chanel Kong I deeply regret this as it was unintended and caused by factors outside of my control.
Tags: actor, agent, Chanel Kong, Kai Braden, model
xxx
July 29th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
oh my god hahahaha. if i was him i would fire her….oh my god im speechless. so sad, a shame for this business. i dont even know this guy hahahaha. but nothing happens without a reason….im just wondering about the marketing game of his management….
July 29th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Maybe they don’t like free publicity if it is on a HOMO website?
Any successful male model has a gay following. So if Kai Braden doesn’t have a gay following he is by definition not successful.
July 30th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Haha it’s hilarious! Oh silom you make my day!
July 30th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Oh my gosh. We have such similar personalities. I would have done the exact same thing (I have and usually gotten in major trouble for it over the years). Good job. What jerk telling you to remove FREE promotion. There’s thousands if not hundreds of thousands on this website from all over the world.
July 30th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Yes SF!! Damn good response!! You’re such a good writer xx
July 30th, 2008 at 8:26 am
I would say they were successful. I had never heard Kai Braden’s nor seen his picture and now….and now I want to see more!
July 30th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Loved it. Are you really a law school drop-out though?
July 30th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
My skills are not empty bragging, sir.
I went to law school for a while and dropped out, which made me unqualified in law.
I also quit an MBA programme once. That made me unqualified in economics.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
It is funny that you have one PR company begging for a post, and another one with their head in the sand!
July 30th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Maybe their email has had its desired effect by getting everybody talking about him………
July 31st, 2008 at 9:20 pm
whatever….
http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=292655