The people who live in The Mansion and those who almost live here have their titles. We have the Queen of Si Saket and the Prince of Khon Kaen. Chalerm is the charming princess of Lopburi.
That leaves me. According to Chalerm I am a frog. Even if I realise this will mean Chalerm will kiss me and turn me into royalty I feel that am amphibious life form is beneath me. I would rather be king.
So we discuss this earnestly and we can’t agree. Chalerm keeps saying I am a frog and must be kissed. I say I am king on the hill, lord of The Mansion, ruler of Thai boys.
The Queen of Si Saket, meanwhile, is getting queenier by the day. He had a near-fat experience a couple of months ago but has recovered and is back to normal.
I teased him when I saw him Saturday morning coming shirtless out of the bedroom while covering his breasts with his hands.
I asked him if he had signed up for silicone implants. Only females and others with actual breast cover their tits in that manner when they walk. If he doesn’t have tits he doesn’t have to do it. He shouldn’t do it.
He has also shaved his armpits and taken part in a cabaret show at the hotel where he works. Maybe I was ahead of the times when I named him the Queen of Si Saket.
January 13th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Actually kissing won’t do.
You have to throw a frog against the wall to turn him into a prince.