Oh yes, they have a beach too
Why do local boys always ask how many days I will stay in Pattaya?
Do they have a database of comings and goings? Do they have complex scheduling sessions where they allocate farangs to Thai boys based on need or seniority? One day I hope to find out.
If you are seeking revenge by posting incriminating pictures of a Thai on the Internet, stay out of Thailand after you did it. An Australian man was arrested when he returned to Pattaya as the bargirl he had defamed on the Internet had reported him to the police. It was then the Australian’s turn to have incriminating pictures of himself published, in the newspaper. But at least he wasn’t naked.
Rules are rules II. When I checked into my hotel the receptionist recognised me from earlier visits.
- Here is my passport, I said.
- Never mind, said the receptionist.
- You don’t need to copy it?
- I lazy.
Stay safe from crime. Three ladyboys were arrested for robbing a lad from the UK. Plan A had been to lure him to bed, but when he didn’t want to they resorted to Plan B, which was to steal his gold chain. How did they pick their victim? The ladyboys explained to police they were looking for a young and handsome farang. The victim was 21 and slim.
I feel much safer now.
October 26th, 2006 at 10:55 am
Why do barboys:
They don’t like one-night stands.
Jerry Springer:
He was doing research for his next expose.
Rules are Rules II:
Now that’s more like it, except for the honesty.
Ladyboys:
Plan A was to lure him to bed, have a good time, and then steal his gold chain. Plan B was to cut the chase and go straight, er, directly to the crime.
October 26th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
next question I get is, you have boyfriend in Bangkok?
–yes
Is he here wif you
–no
no further questions
ok, I go wif you
October 26th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
The reason they ask you how long you stay Pattaya is they can then decide the level
of service you’ll get. If you’re going to be
there many days, they hope to have repeat
business. If you’re just there one day/a few
hours, they won’t work as hard to please you.
You’ll notice that if you’d offed a boy a few
times and it gets near the end of your stay,and
he knows you’re going away, the service enthusiam is much less than the first day.
They may even become very indifferent the
last day. So what, you’re leaving anyhow…
there’s no more money comming from you, so
Mai Pen Rai
October 27th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
What if the farang lies and says he will stay in Pattaya for four weeks? Will the good service then last until his actual departure three weeks later?
Another question - what about the goodbye bonus? Do they expect one? I understand Bangkok boys like to see the farang off at the airport. Would that possible bonus during the farewell scene influence their calculations about how friendly they should be?
October 27th, 2006 at 11:52 pm
Yes, they will be on good behavior (if you have a good heart) because there is the chance for
another week of baht tips. Though 3 weeks
might tire you both out of each other.
Goodbye Bonus is “up to you”, not discussed
beforehand, unless you are trying to manipulate
him, but ofcourse, he’s a pro at manipulating
you, so bonus is forgone conclusion if he was
good,and you have good heart for him.
October 28th, 2006 at 7:45 am
i think 20 baht for a feel is kind of stingy. but then again i suppose i’m more generous than most.