July 15th, 2006

Penang gay life

I have met the gay boys in Penang -all four of them. They were sitting in what I call Triangle Park, which is not really a park but a triangle-shaped traffic island in central Penang, at the top end of Chulia street. The traffic island has palm trees and some cement structures that serve as benches.

There are always people in Triangle Park - at least when it is not too hot in the sun. I saw the boys when walking by. One of them waved and smiled.


The group were clearly PLUs - people like us. I spoke to them and their English was excellent. I will call one of them Sony, as his mobile phone was of that brand. It was, I told him, the same model mobile phone my boyfriend in Bangkok had. Sony’s mother was Thai, he said. We used this opportunity to speak in Thai for while. My Thai was good, said Sony, as he was actually able to understand what I said.

Sony was 26. I told him he looked like he was 19. Flattered, he suggested he should come along and have a look at my hotel room.

- My hotel room is not much to see, I said.

The other boys knew their Penang hotels and said mine was cheap. Too cheap!

Sony was unhappy about my refusal and tried to convince me to change my mind. I realise that with my dazzling looks and irresistable charm I am a good catch. But Sony’s eagerness made me think maybe something more was at stake than just enjoying my exclusive company. This be as it might, he and his friends were nice guys.

I ran into them the next day too, at the same place. I had sat down in Triangle Park to watch life go by. It was after Friday prayers and many Muslim men in traditional dress were around. One of them made eye contact and sat down next to me. It was a Muslim scholar, a mullah. He wore a white and blue dress which covered his substantial body, had a knitted white hat on his head and a beard.

I wondered if the mullah wanted something from me. He kept glancing over in my direction. Maybe he wanted to save my soul for Allah? At this moment young Sony came by with his friends. Sony shook my hand. We spoke briefly and when Sony left he shouted “Bye darling!”. As he did this he pulled his shirt up to expose his well-formed body. I gave Sony the thumbs up, partly for his nice exposure and partly for his campy behaviour.

The mullah saw all this. He leaned forward with an expression of surprise, or maybe shock, on his face. I avoided looking at him. But the attention he gave me changed from glancing to downright staring. I was exposed as a sinner. What now? Would he report me to the religious police?

I sat still. From the corner of my eye I saw the mullah did not let me out of his sight. I was hoping to slip quietly away but could not. Now the mullah was sliding towards me.

When I looked up I saw something in his eyes, and it was not moral condemnation.

I did what any good Christian would have done in such a situation. I ran away.

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7 Responses to “Penang gay life”

  1. Iwanuk Says:

    When we see Mullahs on TV these days, they always seem to be fire-breathing religious fanatics and it’s difficult to imagine that they might actually crave the human touch or even be… PLUs!
    I wonder what he would have done with you had you not been able to run faster than him. On second thoughts, maybe it’s best not to wonder!

    I think you should invite Sony to your room Silom.
    Just for photos to share with us of course - he sounds quite handsome :)

  2. Joe M Says:

    With approximately 1.2 billion (about 22% of the world’s population) muslims in the world, the mullahs you see on TV are not representive of all muslims. You have to figure that there are many that are PLU.

  3. Former Farang Says:

    To all readers of this Blog: Above all, Silom Farang is a story teller. A very good one. We are connected to him through the power of his words telling us stories.

    Did he really go to Penang? Is there really a triangle park where the boys hang out? Does Sony really have the body of God? How do you really know when you have not seen any pictures? Why would Silom Farang go on a trip and not take pictures? Have you seen any pictures? Don’t pictures tell stories too? Don’t you want the full story?

    -Former Farang

  4. Silom Farang Says:

    I did not bring any camera to Penang. I just took a small bag with clothes, preferring to travel light. I have been here many times before so I don’t feel like I HAVE to take photos.

    PS. Sony and the mullah is a true story. It happened yesterday.

  5. Anon Says:

    He took photos last time. So that trip was real. Similar things happened on that trip. So why would he make this one up ?
    Maybe the mullah was actually imagining subjecting SF to stoning under shariah law for his “degenerate”, Western ways. SF’s interpretation is much nicer.

  6. hcpen Says:

    i am from Penang so i could check out whether there is really such a place…dun recall though…however, chulia st is well known for its share of homosexuals and tranvestites..but that is something u can learn about without visiting Penang itself..

  7. Silom Farang Says:

    It is not hard to find. Triangle Park has the Indian cinema “Odeon” on one side and the Oriental Hotel on another.

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