“Lonely Richie… I want to LOVE!”
Richie Stringini, a staunch heterosexual born in America and currently a big star in Croatia, is single and lonely. This was revealed on the front page of the German high-culture magazine BRAVO.
Investigation into BRAVO’s archives shows that Richie Stringini is my dream boyfriend. He does housework.
“I hate to shower. I like to do cleaning.”
The magazine also exposed the incident last year where Richie was grounded by his parents for too many wild nights out chasing girls.
“Richie punished! Locked up by his parents! A girlfriend was actually a porn star. Exclusive: This is what his father says.”
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August 14th, 2007 at 11:42 am
if he is str8… I wonder what his apartment looks like.. obviously if he is str8 he would need Queer Eye for the Straight guy! right??
August 14th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
For a young kid, it’s strange to see those bags under his eyes. Maybe one too many wild nights out? And in Croatia? Wow! Is that the new hot spot?
The results of my cardiac stress test have shown that I can handle one more dose of Masuda Takahisa and Yuya Tegoshi.
August 14th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Bravo is a teen mag renowned for often featuring large series of pics of ‘regular’ teenage boys and girls naked. This is apparently legal in Germany, where they obviously have a somewhat unique attitude towards nudity (and shaving off one’s pubes if the pics I’ve seen are any guide to national teen habits).
Perhaps Richie could be convinced to shed his inhibitions - and clothes - also ? Is he a natural blond I wonder ?
August 14th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Anglo-American morals have not reached the European continent. BRAVO runs educational articles like “My first time at 14″, with photos.
August 15th, 2007 at 1:03 am
Oh SF,
Please post some of the more educational BRAVO photos that you have mentioned. I want to see exactly what I missed when I was young! That will still be educational for me. OK? It doesn’t even have to be Richie! You have set my mind into a whirl of educational desire!
TIA
August 15th, 2007 at 7:12 am
He hates to shower? Might get a bit rank!
August 15th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Peter G., it is for girls… you want to know everything about periods and tampon use?
August 15th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Hah! I should have done the search on their web site first! Oh… did I get a tampon stuck in my ear or what? LOL
August 17th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Yo Folks….. the thing with the naked youth in Bravo Germany is true. I am from Germany. The Mag wants to help youth to get “educated” in sexuality. It works like this: people send questions like “what will happen if i wash my tampon in the tube and re-use it?!” or other “interesting” questions like that to the staff of bravo. They answer it more or less exact. The naked pics are realy less interesting:-) there is much better picture material in the www………
enjoy ya selfes and greetings round the globe
September 28th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
I guess that sorta thing is just more excepted in certain parts of Europe.. I live in the Netherlands, and we have magazines as bad (or worse) as Bravo. Young girls for instance write to them to ask: “I swallowed, could I be pregnant?” and they actually get serious answers. Also, normal teenagers posing nude and talking about their first time and all that is considered to be normal. Still waiting for the special on Richie though