July 11th, 2008

Is Larry Sinclair gay?

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I believe him (Larry Sinclair)

After months of asking if Barack Obama is gay, maybe it is time to ask if his kiss-and-tell accuser Larry Sinclair is gay? Mr. Sinclair claims to be gay, but some say Sinclair can’t be trusted. Read the rest of this entry »

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June 20th, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? (continued)

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Barack Obama getting a back-slap from his boss

Barack Obama’s candidacy for president is indeed historic. When did you last see a couple like this run for the White House? Barack is fem and Michelle is butch. The Obamas remind me of the marriages of convenience in the old days, between gay men and lesbian women. Maybe people still do that?
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April 13th, 2008

Barack Obama is gay. The evidence.

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Rent boy pose

“Would you like some coffee?” a waitress asked Sen. Barack Obama at a small diner in Indiana this morning.
“Nope,” he responded. “Give me some orange juice.”
A witness said Obama came off awkward and arrogant during the exchange.

This exchange proves that Barack Obama, seen above in a typical rent boy pose, is gay. Consider the following: Read the rest of this entry »

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March 21st, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? Update

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Barack Obama acting gay on purpose

Senator Barack Obama has a clever plan. According to the highly respected publication The National Enquirer he has arguments with Michelle about other women.

Here is the clever plan: by looking and acting gay Obama wants to throw the gossip press off the womanizing trail. This is why there are no previous women in Obama’s life, not counting his mother and granny.

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March 9th, 2008

Are the Obamas gay? Update

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Mainstream media

I am happy for limo blower Larry Sinclair. After the lie detector mess he has finally found support in the finest of mainstream media, the Globe:

THE Barack Obama gay sex scandal has exploded as the man at the center of the controversy levels the shocking new accusation he’s been marked for death by people who want to silence him. Larry Sinclair, who claims he was the candidate’s lover - and witnessed him smoking crack - also levels other shocking charges. This week’s GLOBE tells Sinclair’s sensational story, reveals new gay rumors - and how Obama’s friend Oprah Winfrey is reacting to the controversy.

“Reveals new gay rumors?” I want to hear them! Where can I find a copy of the Globe in Bangkok?

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The Obamas

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February 29th, 2008

The Larry and Barry show

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Barack Obama and Larry Sinclair in younger days

Like any good sex scandal should, the Larry and Barry show is getting more bizarre by the day.

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February 25th, 2008

Larry Sinclair failed the test

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Liar?

Larry Sinclair’s lie detector test “indicated deception”, says the polygraph expert who questioned him about Sinclair’s alleged romp in a limo with Barack Obama.

An audible sigh of disappointment was heard among fans of juicy sex scandals. Is this the end of Sinclair’s gay kiss-and-tell story? Another expert will examine the results independently tomorrow and then they will release a video of the whole procedure.

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February 23rd, 2008

Larry Sinclair takes the test

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Larry Sinclair, one way or the other

In presidential sex scandals today: Whistleblower Larry Sinclair has been to New York to take the lie detector test. Did he blow Barack Obama in the back of a limo in 1999 or did he blow the test? The website sponsoring the test says:

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February 22nd, 2008

Is Michelle Obama gay too?

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The queen and the butch

I want juicy sex scandals. I am not American and I can’t vote in the US. I just hope the Americans will elect someone who doesn’t blow up the planet. Apart from that I want entertainment, the sleazier the better.

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February 16th, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? (7)

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Officially Straight

I on the edge of my seat here. Can Officially Not Gay candidate for president, Senator Barack Obama, make it to the White House or will his closet collapse around him?

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February 10th, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? (6)

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Battle of the queens (photo 1 of 6)

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are neck and neck in the fight for nomination. This is exciting. Who will win? Obamamania is spreading. Maureen Dowd called him “Obambi”. The newspapers are looking into his past and I am waiting for Obama’s old girlfriends to come forward. If he had any. How about former boyfriends?

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January 31st, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? (5)

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Feminine consensus management

Columnist Maureen Dowd of the New York Times, who likes to report insider stuff from the Democratic nomination, is using carefully chosen words when she compares Obama to Hillary:

“Obama is the more emotionally delicate candidate, and the one who has the more feminine consensus management style, and the not-blinded-by-testosterone ability to object to a phony war.”

- NYT January 30 2008

Feminine? Delicate? Not blinded by testosterone? This is as close to outing Obama she can get without actually doing it.

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January 28th, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? (4)

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Ping!

Barack Obama the heterosexual, Christian and married-with-children candidate for president keeps pinging my gaydar.

Now we have a whistleblower. A gay man claims he gave Obama personal service in the back of a limo in Chicago once. The radio interview is longer and provides more detail than the video.

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November 6th, 2007

Is Barack Obama gay? (3)

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Barack Obama

The heterosexual senator Obama keeps striking gay poses. They should rename his campaign Barack Obama For Queen Of America.

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May 14th, 2007

Is Barack Obama gay? (2)

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1. Hillary dear, you MUST tell me where you bought those pearls

The first investigation into the gay side of senator Barack Obama has made his x-boyfriends send me more compromising photos of this candidate for president in the US. If he is elected, they say, we will get Obama the Queen of America.

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