June 24th, 2008

Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel

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Bill Kaulitz

Some smart-ass on the Internet made this poster. Bill Kaulitz is confusing straight men.

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June 20th, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? (continued)

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Barack Obama getting a back-slap from his boss

Barack Obama’s candidacy for president is indeed historic. When did you last see a couple like this run for the White House? Barack is fem and Michelle is butch. The Obamas remind me of the marriages of convenience in the old days, between gay men and lesbian women. Maybe people still do that?
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June 11th, 2008

Gaydar

I use my gaydar here in Farangland. I can’t turn it off even if I wanted to. Read the rest of this entry »

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June 10th, 2008

Small Town

While on the trip my mother and I dropped by the childhood home of a friend of mine. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 22nd, 2008

Bill Kaulitz gay denial

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I am not gay

Singer Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel has appeared on German television to state that he is NOT gay. The gay rumours had reached such a level that the singer went public to say that to be gay would be a waste with all those pretty girls he sees in the front row of his concerts.

In this blog over a hundred teenage girls have left comments in support of Bill Kaulitz’ heterosexuality. If sexual orientation is decided by referendum they have won.

The video where Bill Kaulitz (using fluffy hand movements and loose wrists to strengthen his argument) denies any interest in men is here >>

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May 9th, 2008

Gay is OK

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It’s all right for mama

The Bangkok Post had a supplement yesterday with this cover photo. Being gay is okay - in particular if you look like he does. Read the rest of this entry »

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April 13th, 2008

Barack Obama is gay. The evidence.

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Rent boy pose

“Would you like some coffee?” a waitress asked Sen. Barack Obama at a small diner in Indiana this morning.
“Nope,” he responded. “Give me some orange juice.”
A witness said Obama came off awkward and arrogant during the exchange.

This exchange proves that Barack Obama, seen above in a typical rent boy pose, is gay. Consider the following: Read the rest of this entry »

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March 28th, 2008

UK youths are sl*ts

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Can’t get enough of it

Mating has replaced dating as the preferred way for kick-starting relationships among the young”, writes The Sunday Times. The newspaper reports that teenagers nowadays do it with hundreds of people, often in semi-public places, and without guilt. And having gay affairs is a good way for young people to get attention, it says. Thanks to the reader who told me about this piece.

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PS. The photo above is unrelated to the article. I just thought it would make a good illustration :-)

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March 21st, 2008

Is Barack Obama gay? Update

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Barack Obama acting gay on purpose

Senator Barack Obama has a clever plan. According to the highly respected publication The National Enquirer he has arguments with Michelle about other women.

Here is the clever plan: by looking and acting gay Obama wants to throw the gossip press off the womanizing trail. This is why there are no previous women in Obama’s life, not counting his mother and granny.

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March 9th, 2008

Are the Obamas gay? Update

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Mainstream media

I am happy for limo blower Larry Sinclair. After the lie detector mess he has finally found support in the finest of mainstream media, the Globe:

THE Barack Obama gay sex scandal has exploded as the man at the center of the controversy levels the shocking new accusation he’s been marked for death by people who want to silence him. Larry Sinclair, who claims he was the candidate’s lover - and witnessed him smoking crack - also levels other shocking charges. This week’s GLOBE tells Sinclair’s sensational story, reveals new gay rumors - and how Obama’s friend Oprah Winfrey is reacting to the controversy.

“Reveals new gay rumors?” I want to hear them! Where can I find a copy of the Globe in Bangkok?

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The Obamas

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March 3rd, 2008

Why are you gay?

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I blame Liberace

Why are you gay?
A woman asked me this recently. She was from the Philippines. She had to be, asking a question like that. I suspect she was annoyed I didn’t desire her as she stood on the street corner, pushing her cleavage up in my face.

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March 1st, 2008

Yaoi boys

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Boys love (pic 1 of 5)

Yaoi is the Japanese cartoon genre where pretty boys have love affairs. The stories are not for gay men, although there is no law against us enjoying them too. Young women are the main market. Here are some yaoi samples:

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February 29th, 2008

The Larry and Barry show

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Barack Obama and Larry Sinclair in younger days

Like any good sex scandal should, the Larry and Barry show is getting more bizarre by the day.

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February 25th, 2008

Larry Sinclair failed the test

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Liar?

Larry Sinclair’s lie detector test “indicated deception”, says the polygraph expert who questioned him about Sinclair’s alleged romp in a limo with Barack Obama.

An audible sigh of disappointment was heard among fans of juicy sex scandals. Is this the end of Sinclair’s gay kiss-and-tell story? Another expert will examine the results independently tomorrow and then they will release a video of the whole procedure.

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February 23rd, 2008

Larry Sinclair takes the test

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Larry Sinclair, one way or the other

In presidential sex scandals today: Whistleblower Larry Sinclair has been to New York to take the lie detector test. Did he blow Barack Obama in the back of a limo in 1999 or did he blow the test? The website sponsoring the test says:

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