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Bill Kaulitz

Some smart-ass on the Internet made this poster. Bill Kaulitz is confusing straight men.

I am not gay

Singer Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel has appeared on German television to state that he is NOT gay. The gay rumours had reached such a level that the singer went public to say that to be gay would be a waste with all those pretty girls he sees in the front row of his concerts.

In this blog over a hundred teenage girls have left comments in support of Bill Kaulitz’ heterosexuality. If sexual orientation is decided by referendum they have won.

The video where Bill Kaulitz (using fluffy hand movements and loose wrists to strengthen his argument) denies any interest in men is here >>

Not well and not gay either

Bill Kaulitz of the pop group Tokio Hotel is sick. Bill has a lump on his voice cords and needs an operation, I read in Bild Zeitung. The lump is probably from singing and screaming too much. Read the rest of this entry »

Bill Kaulitz in a typical straight pose (photo 1 of 4)

Fans of the German band Tokio Hotel have told me in half a dozen languages that Bill Kaulitz is straight. Some examples of their convincing arguments:

Caitlin wrote:
you freaking retardss!!!!
TOM AND BILL ARE BOTH BOYS AND NOT GAY!!!!
stu[id.

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Bill Kaulitz in a non-gay fishnet shirt (1 of 5)

Female fans are leaving messages saying that Bill Kaulitz is not not gay. Of course he is not gay. That’s official. I am just happy for them, these emotional German boys in Tokio Hotel. I hear their American mini-tour is going well. Here is a fan report from Los Angeles:

“what says Tokio Hotel better than crazed fangirls? Not surprisingly, being in front of the stage turned what had been a bunch of mild-mannered, even-tempered, laid-back girls into what I can only describe as a pack of lionesses fighting to gather around a carcass”

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First we take Manhattan (photo 1 of 5)

The German EMO band Tokio Hotel are in America, playing in Los Angeles and New York this week. EMO? It means emotional hard-core punk rock. I looked it up.

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Officially Not Gay

“Just because he uses makeup and looks like that doesn’t mean he is gay”, fans of this German pop singer say. Good. That’s the spirit I look for when I appoint new members to Officially Not Gay.

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Can you tell?

A reader suggested Bill Kaulitz of the German pop band Tokio Hotel for the Officially Not Gay category.

I had seen Bill Kaulitz and the band on the cover of BRAVO magazine. But I thought the flamboyant lead singer was a girl.

Bummer. Mr. Kaulitz is a boy. Is he gay? Of course not. To prove it he has a video where he sings “It’s raining men” on Star Search. He was 13 when he did that.