June 14th, 2007

Thai boys report

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Here is the latest news from the Internet cafe scene. The Straight No Conspiracy Internet cafe is not so straight anymore. The owners hired a new manager, and he has spiky hair and fashionable clothes and uses makeup. I have seen him before, he used to be a customer.

The ladyboy-in-training gave me a cold shoulder when I returned from Farangland. He didn’t know I had been abroad and it looks like he took my long absence personally, as if I had been avoiding him. The ladyboy-in-training will now punish me by sulking for a while.

But apart from the sulking I smell a conspiracy. His family owns and runs the Internet cafe, and suprisingly often they put me at the computer next to the ladyboy-in-training. This happens too frequently to be accidental.

If there is no computer available next to the ladyboy-in-training he will move instead. They will put him next to me when someone leaves and the opportunity arises.

The ladyboy-in-training showed his true colours when playing Grand Auto Theft just now. In this un-gay game you can select your character. The ladyboy-in-training choose to be a woman. This woman was dressed in very little. She wore black boots with high heels, black stockings, a small g-string thingy and a leather top which exposed a lot of cleavage.

The ladyboy-in-training happily played his game with this outrageous female character, but a straight Thai boy came over and saw it and said something negative. Then the ladyboy-in-training changed to playing a boring white man instead. Too bad, I thought the woman was more “him”.

The ladyboy-in-training has not cut his hair for three months. It keeps getting longer and it will soon be shoulder-length. In Thailand employers and schools have strict rules about hair. I wonder how he gets away with it. Maybe the rules don’t apply to him? Is playing games in the Internet cafe all he does?

So I get to sit next to a ladyboy-in-training who is ignoring me. It is not as fun as it used to be. The ladyboy-in-training no longer talks to his grandfather about how cute I am.

But there is no reason to despair. I am waiting for Black Boy to reappear so the ladyboy-in-training can become jealous. It is what is needed to restore the balance in this universe.

6 Responses to “Thai boys report”

  1. andrew(nfw) Says:

    Spiky hair? Fashionable clothes? - and makeup?
    Yes, he must be gay, along with the boy population of the western world. At last, at last.

  2. AnonOriginal Says:

    So The Straight No Conspiracy Internet cafe is actually a front for a match-making agency to find a rich farang boyfriend / benefactor for their gay son ? That’s not so unusual. I’m sure you saw dozens of similar operations in farangland.

  3. Jason Says:

    I love the last paragraph…about restoring the balance…:-))

  4. Iwanuk Says:

    Jason, ‘ladyboy-in-training’ can sulk to his heart’s content, but he has no idea he is dealing with an MGBP (Master of Gay Boy Psychology)!

  5. Tao Says:

    Yes, I am waiting for black boy to appear in pictures….

  6. Former Farang Says:

    Tao: I have read this blog long enough to know that black boy will appear in pictures here when pigs learn to fly. And not a day sooner.

    On the other hand, if black boy were to become a magazine model….

    -Former Farang

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