Cliff Richard is hard to beat
I want to pay tribute to the the greatest Officially Not Gay celebrity of all.
In his 40 years in show business the British singer Cliff Richard has remained single and never kissed a woman. He is still waiting for Miss Right, he says.
Abstinent heterosexual
Cliff Richard only looks gay
Still waiting for his woman
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December 1st, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Surely Cliff is well and truly out? How can he be in the club?
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:53 am
Religion keeps him in the closet.
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:36 am
I love his gym bunny outfit. Check out the silver slippers!
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Wuahahahaha
Thats on Top
December 4th, 2007 at 2:43 am
It’s a complete mystery why the media has formed a bire wire fence around Sir Cliff. Hasnt he been living with his male partner for over 30 years? He must know that it will all come out in the end, just like Liberace.
No wonder he lives away from home (UK), the country with lowest of the lowest media hacks.
December 4th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Cliff has kissed a lot of women and has had a lot of girlfriends in the past. He had an affair with a girl named Carol Costa when he was 20. He had a steady girlfriend before her in high school named Jan. He dated a girl named Delia Wickes when he was in his 20’s. He also went with Una Stubbs his co-star in Summer holiday. He dated and almost married a girl named Jackie and went with her five years. She later married pop singer Adam Faith. He also went with Sue Barker a tennis player from England in the 1980’s. Both Delia and Una talked about kissing him in a biography about Cliff written by Steve Turner.
December 4th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Cliff does not look gay to me. He just looks like a human. What does gay look like exactly?
December 5th, 2007 at 11:38 am
…god help him…
……i thought i was hopeless…….
if he is straight, then i am not online at the preasent moment…….jk jk lol
December 6th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Cliff also went with Olivia Newton-John. He may be bi-sexual. (Like women and men both).
December 7th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Olivia Newton-John = faghag
December 7th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
I don’t know if Olivia is a fag hag or not. I think George Clooney is gay myself.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Cliff Definitely takes it up the ***.
I’ve been there.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Sparky are you one of his lovers? If not how do you know so much about Cliff’s private life?
December 13th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
. Just because you live with someone does not mean you are gay. They may just be friends. If he is not what he claims to be a Christian and a high moral person his fans are going to be devastated.
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
OH come one now everyone. He says he is not gay, so just leave it will you. Anyway he is my honeybunny.