March 3rd, 2008

Why are you gay?

liberace-pink.jpg
I blame Liberace

Why are you gay?
A woman asked me this recently. She was from the Philippines. She had to be, asking a question like that. I suspect she was annoyed I didn’t desire her as she stood on the street corner, pushing her cleavage up in my face.

Some possible answers:

1. God wanted me to be special.

2. Having children is over-rated.

3. I saw a Liberace show when I was a kid.

4. Rent boys are cheaper.

5. My uncle was in the navy.

6. It is my protest against the heterosexual imperialist pig establishment.

7. I heard that to be gay is fashionable this year.

8. Why are you straight?

9. I am not gay but my boyfriend is.

10. Because the boys are so cute.

I told her #10. At least it made her smile.

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5 Responses to “Why are you gay?”

  1. presser_kun Says:

    What a great list.

    I like every item.

    Mind if I post it to digg.com? (I won’t if that isn’t something you’d like.)

    Love the blog and the photos, btw. Glad to see your yaoi-boy post. I’m a big yaoi fan, with something like 2500-plus pics in my collection. (I’ll share, just ask.)

    ciao

  2. Silom Farang Says:

    Thanks. Digg? Please do. :-)

  3. Rob Says:

    Hi Silom

    I’ve just got back to England after 3 weeks in the Philipinnes, 2 weeks in Manila.

    People are very freindly, LOTS of cute gay guys there, prices cheaper than Thailand. I saw no trouble and had a great time.

    Also the visa situation is a lot easier than Thailand.

    Dont beleive the stories about crime and stabbings, i felt very safe there and had no problems at all.

    Give it a try, you wont regret it!

  4. Ian Says:

    You were there for two weeks and didn’t get blown up on public transport? Or have the military shoot up the lobby of your hotel trying to catch coup leaders? Lucky you!

  5. loid Says:

    hey rob

    Im a filipino and i must say thanks you for those nice and kind words you said about the Philippines. I hope more people learn to appreciate our little country.

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